Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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