I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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