the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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