Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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