so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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