I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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