he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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