i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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