Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
