hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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