Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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