The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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