you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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