I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize