Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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