Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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