Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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