Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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