he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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