Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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