let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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