Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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