I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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