Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
jump out the window naked night went bad
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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