Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
