if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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