haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
false alarm. still invincible.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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