They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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