i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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