she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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