I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So much rum. So many feels.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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