yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
