So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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