isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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