I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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