I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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