Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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