She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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