all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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