Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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