new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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