It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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