hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We don't watch enough power rangers
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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