What should our trivia night team be named?
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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