Dual....:-)
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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