Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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