He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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