Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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