The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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