ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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