So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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