Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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