so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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