no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I have post one night stand depression
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