So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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