I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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