just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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