Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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